Notice to all Gothamites:

Lock your frikkin' windows!

Jesse James rocks!

Way to break the "Curse of the Hearse". I was worried for a while there, though. THat team just doesn't work well together

the chalk is right

The sidewalk never lies!

Green!

A billion

A billion seconds ago Harry Truman was president.
A billion minutes ago was just after the time of Christ.
A billion hours ago man had not yet walked on earth.
A billion dollars ago was late yesterday afternoon at the U.S. Treasury.

I don't feel like going to class today. OF course, I will, anyway. Damn my high moral character!

Olive Oyl is a total slut. I don't know what Popeye sees in her.

Living Ball Lightning?

THis kinda freaked me out, but then again... the implications are enormous.

is there such a thing as sober debauchery?
And if so, am I guilty of it?

Have been back at school less than 24 hours, and am sick of it again already.
I'm pretty sure that means I've got a case of schoolitis.

Have removed comics that never update from my Comics page and updated the Her! gallery page with recent cards

WHy I hate Magnesium Truckers

I hate guys who drive magnesium trucks.
They make me miss dinner.

Dubya is Starscream. It finally all makes sense!
-Adam

SOmething about the current "New X-Men" storyline strikes me as wrong...
1) Magneto's characterization seems off
2) where are the rest of NYC's superheroes while he takes over the city?
3) I coulda sworn Esme was dead...
4) there seem to be large gaps between parts 1 and 2
5) There's absolutely no explanatyion of why the Special Class is following him... it's like they're just puppets who do whatever they're told; all wrong!
I'm sure there's a few more that I could think of if I tried