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THis guy is simply the coolest! I saw a show about him on TV the other day, so I loked up his website. He's the only guy who's currently copywriting his pot-shots and other witticisms.
I want to be this guy when I'm older! Make a living sitting around and coming up with funny sayings.... kick-ass!

WHy can't I just be happy? Is my life going to continue like this? 'cause if it is, then just shoot me now; I don't want to spend another 60 years being miserable and single.
Damn the human race- we're headed to Hell anyway, and I suggest investing in hand-baskets, if you get my drift... All I want is a decent, meaningful relationship. Is that too much to ask? IF it is, let me know, and I'll stop bugging you about it and go live alone in the middle of nowhere for the rest of life. If I'm gonna be miserable for the rest of my life, there's no sense in spreading it to others- let them be happy without me; it'd just make me angry to see them being happy when I'm miserable anyway, and I'd eventually do something that I'd regret to one of them.

Things that Really Piss me off: #327 When people have a problem with me and don't tell me. How the HELL am I sup[posed to do something about it if they don't tell me?!! And I hate hearing about it from somebody else- its damn cowardly to have somebody else do your dirtywork. show some freakin' backbone, man!! If you don't have the guts to tell me to my face, don't tell anybody else either! Especially when the other person is a certifiable jack-ass...

Is it a bad thing when you can relate to Citizen Kane?

"What is the purpose of man's existence?"
"I think.... I think it's twelve!"
-Neil Simon's Fools

Be strange, not a stranger

Well, this is the first blog for me.... we'll see how this goes