First published
in Writers of the Future, Vol. 5, 1989. Copyright © 1989
by Jamil Nasir. All rights reserved. Any redistribution, copying,
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THE NOMALERS
by Jamil Nasir
On a bright
October morning Ralph Jennings and I, wearing gray pinstripe
suits, rattled over the rolling brown fields of Southeastern
Iowa in an airport rental car.
Ralph was
driving and giving me instructions: "Remember not to stare.
The clients are self-conscious about being different, and they
don't like strangers. Let me do the talking. No matter what
strange things you may see, don't stare." He added as an afterthought:
"And don't let the Old Nomaler fool you. He's a smart old bird."
I tried to
look grave. Meeting The Client is the first tiny step they let
you take toward being a real lawyer.
A town posted
"Priopolis Speed Limit 25" came and went in a flash of hamburger
joint, gas station, and trailer-size white houses. A few miles
later we turned on a bumpy road with a sign that said "Private
Keep Out" and stopped at a shack with a wire fence stretching
into the distance in both directions. A man came out of the
shack.
He was on
the short side of medium height, thin, with lank brown hair.
His nose dropped in a thin, straight line from forehead to lip,
and his eyes were so close together he looked cross- eyed. Big
teeth stuck out crookedly between thin lips. He was like something
you would see in an aquarium, on the other side of the glass.
"Ralph Jennings
and Blaine Ramsey to see Mr. Nomaler," Ralph said, and gave
the man his driver's license. The man looked at me. I dug out
my driver's license. He took both of them into the shack.
"Security,"
Ralph explained.
A few minutes
later the man brought our licenses back.
"OK," was
all he said.
A few miles
on we came over a rise, and there was an enormous three-story
farmhouse with a jumble of additions, wings, annexes, enlargements,
connecting buildings, barns, outbuildings, garages, even a shingled
tower, all weathered into a gray fortress that looked like it
would hold a hundred people. Smoke drifted from several chimneys.
Ralph pulled up to a leaning porch darkened by fir trees and
stacked with boxes and junk. Two young men came out onto the
porch. They looked like twins of the man at the security shack.
"Mr. Jennings?"
one asked, and they led us into a big front hall without shaking
hands.
Comfortable
domestic things were going on in the hall. An aproned woman
chased a baby who was running away with someone's shoe. Three
ten-year-olds made a terrific noise playing cards on the threadbare
carpet. A middle-aged man smoked a pipe in a greasy armchair.
There was a smell of lunch cooking.
Everyone,
from the baby to the man, had the same thin, flat nose, squeezed-together
eyes, buck teeth, lank hair.
I tried not
to stare. Everyone was staring at us. The baby started to cry
and dropped the shoe , and the aproned woman swept him away
to another room.
"The Old Nomaler's
busy," said one of the young men. "He wants you to wait."
"We'll be
glad to," said Ralph, who hates waiting for anything.
They led
us up some stairs and down a narrow passage to a small, dim
room. Ralph set his briefcase on a swaying coffee table with
a strip of Formica missing, and asked: "Can you show me the
bathroom?" They led him off like a prisoner. I sat on a bloated
vinyl sofa and tried not to breathe a sour smell. After a minute,
I opened a window and leaned out of it. Fir trees growing almost
against the house gave me a breath of cool, aromatic air.
Down in the
yard, a boy was yelling: "Train coming! Train coming!"
Train tracks
ran two hundred yards behind the house. Seven or eight little
boys, some almost babies, quickly gathered by a rusted tractor
below my window. An older boy, about twelve , balanced on the
tractor's seat. As the train rumbled past, he called out numbers.
It took me a minute to figure out that they were the four- and
five-digit identification numbers painted on the sides of the
train's boxcars. The little boys sat on the ground rigid with
concentration.
When the fifty-odd
cars had passed, the older boy yelled: "Total!"
"Five hundred
and twenty thousand, two hundred and twenty-three!" hollered
back the little boys almost in unison.
Steps in the
passage announced the two Nomalers marching Ralph back from
the bathroom. Both of them stared at the open window, then at
me. One brushed past me and shut it severely. Then they stalked
off without a word.
"You shouldn't
touch anything," Ralph murmured, sitting on the sofa with a
creak. "They don't like it." He pulled his briefcase next to
his feet like a protective talisman.
Half an hour
later the two Nomalers led us through a maze of halls, rooms,
stairways, foyers, ramps, basements, balconies, and passages.
When we finally reached the Old Nomaler's room there was no
way to tell what part of the house we were in.
The room opened
off a landing at the top of a dark, creaking staircase. A confused
babble came from half a dozen TVs ranged around an old man propped
in a king-size bed. When he saw us he nodded to another man,
who started turning the TVs off. The old man looked like all
the other Nomalers except that he was wrinkled and bald, with
a winglike fringe of white hair. He wore dirty pajamas, and
a quilt was pulled up to his middle. Around his bed were cardboard
boxes full of papers, broken lamps, old bicycle parts, moth-eaten
stuffed animals, and other things. Piles of papers lay on ancient
desks pushed against the walls. Three worn black rotary telephones
sat on one desk next to an obsolete desk-top calculator. A dozen
folding chairs were set around.
"Lawyer Jennings,"
the old man honked, ducking his head and waving. "Brought somebody
with you, I see." He held a pair of bifocals against his vertical
nose.
"This is Blaine
Ramsey," said Ralph, patting my shoulder warmly, "one of our
most competent and trusted associates." I had been the only
associate not busy when the Nomaler matter came in.
"How do you
do, sir," I said.
"How de do, how
de do. Well, sit down, sit down. You remember Derek Dan, there,
Lawyer Jennings." He nodded at the middle-aged Nomaler who had
turned off the TVs.
"Of course.
Hello, Derek," said Ralph.
"Lawyer Jennings,"
said the man.
We took two
folding chairs. I got out a note pad and tried to look competent
and trustworthy. Derek Dan Nomaler sat where he could read what
I wrote down.
"You've heard
about this here new rule making up in St. Paul," said the old
man. "The shipping insurance regulation for the Mississippi
River?"
"I hadn't before
you directed my attention to it," said Ralph. "I read it before
we flew out of Washington last night."
"What do
you make of it?"
Ralph gave
him a couple of paragraphs of jargon that sounded good without
meaning anything. When he was done, the Old Nomaler said: "I
want you to get rid of that regulation, put things back to the
way they were before."
Ralph appeared
judicious. "Well, there may be grounds for doing that. Federal
pre- emption, perhaps other jurisdictional problems. The difficulty,
of course, is standing to appear before the Minnesota Commission.
Since the rule by its terms affects shipping interests only,
we would effectively have to own a Minnesota shipping company
to be an aggrieved party under the appeals statute."
"We'll buy
one," said the Old Nomaler.
Ralph took
that like a man, even nodding as if he had thought of it first.
"Of course, we
could handle such a purchase for you. However, may I point out
that the Nomalers have no conceivable interest in overturning
a Minnesota shipping rule. You don't own any concerns that could
possibly be affected by it. What do you hope to gain?"
The Old Nomaler
gave a honking laugh.
"You always ask
the same question, Lawyer Jennings, and I always give you the
same answer: you just let me take care of that and you see to
your own side of it."
II
The Nomalers'
shipping company purchase went through a month later, Ralph
hinting darkly that they had overpaid almost a million dollars
to close the deal that fast, and in February our appeal came
up for hearing before the Minnesota Public Service Commission,
Docks Division. The sky in St. Paul was like dirty snow propped
just out of reach, the sidewalks cordoned off below twenty-foot
ice stalactites that loomed from the parapets of tall buildings.
But the streets were almost deserted: everybody with sense walked
in their shirtsleeves through the glassed-in "skyways" that
ran at second-story height between most of the buildings. There
was even a roundabout way to walk all the way from our hotel
to the Public Service Commission, which Ralph took, I puffing
behind with two bursting litigation bags. An hour later I sat
next to him in a small, dingy hearing room as he spoke emotionally
about the great water- ways of our nation, the free commerce
that had always moved on those waterways, the humble men whose
dreams created that commerce, the dangers of governmental strangulation
of free enterprise . . . my attention wandered after awhile.
The regulation we were seeking to overturn was about as far
as you could get from interesting: it simply required shipping
using Minnesota docks to carry a particular kind of liability
insurance. The only interesting thing about the whole case,
as far as I was concerned, was why the Nomalers cared about
it in the first place. I glanced idly around the hearing room.
From the last
row of seats provided for interested members of the public,
someone was staring at me. A woman.
Ralph got
done with his argument and sat down, and an Associate Commission
Counsel stood up and launched into an even more boring argument
supporting the rule. I studied the woman out of the corner of
my eye. She seemed to watch me with a weird, hungry stare. She
was an interesting specimen herself: in a perfect world she
might have been beautiful, with a mane of black hair and large,
burning eyes, but some stress or sorrow of this world had streaked
her hair gray, hollowed out her cheeks, eaten away the flesh
of her bone-thin body.
The Associate
Commission Counsel's voice finally droned away to silence. There
was a pause, during which the few retirees in the public seating
dozed and the room's radiators could be heard faintly ticking
out heat; then Administrative Law Judge Sneed roused himself
to turn over a sheet of paper and clear his throat and say:
"Finally, on behalf of the Council Against Domination, a consumer
group certified under Commission Rule 846.C.ii.(j), we will
hear from Mr. Timothy Nolan."
The hungry-looking
woman pulled a sheaf of papers out of a black vinyl case and
handed them to the man next to her. He came forward. He was
fat, with jiggly cheeks, a bulbous nose, and hair worn in a
kind of Afro. His face had an injured, anxious look, like a
boy spanked for things he didn't do. Something about him was
oddly familiar.
He stood
awkwardly in front of Judge Sneed's table, shuffled through
his papers for an uncomfortable time, then started in a high,
quavering voice: "Yes, your Honor. I'm coming before this Commission,
because it's my painful duty to . . . to correct the gross,
distorted view of this case offered by the appellants." He glanced
at Ralph and me with a mixture of wrath and apprehension.
"This issue
is nothing like what they say it is. They have mischaracterized
it. They are wrong on every single point they have brought out.
This rule ought to stand just the way it is. It's an abomination
it's a shameful But why do you think these appellants have come
before this Commission to try to strike down this rule? Mr.
Jennings," the word was spat out with much quivering of the
cheeks, "has made a lot of fancy arguments which which But let
me tell you the real reason, your Honor, the real reason."
He shuffled
through his papers with trembling hands, then started in a dramatic
voice: "Your Honor, the shipping insurance rates are going up.
Yes, the only two companies offering the exact kind of insurance
required by this rule have taken big losses in a harbor accident
in the mosquito-infested area of Malaysia. Only a few people
know that. Mr. Jennings' clients know it, but they aren't telling.
No, your Honor. They haven't presented it to this honorable
Commission. The insurance rates will go up by a factor of ten
in the next few months.
" I was uncomfortably
aware of the thin woman's eyes on me.
"If their
insurance rates go up that much, barge companies using the Mississippi
River will have to raise their freight tariffs. To avoid the
higher tariffs, farmers will start moving their produce by rail
instead of barge, as a result of which the Minnesota and Southern
Railroad Company will start making a profit for the first time
in 24 years, prompting a consortium of Australian investors
who are looking for railroads to buy, to try to acquire a controlling
share in it, causing the Federal Government, which has to approve
sales of railroads to foreign interests, to require Australia
to lift trade barriers on U.S. farm produce in return; when
Australia does that, the selling price of U.S. corn will rise
2-1/2 cents a bushel, making it profitable for Southeastern
Iowa farmers to switch from wheat to corn as their preferred
crop, slowing the chromium phosphate depletion of their soil
and thus making their crops less vulnerable to a grain blight
that is spreading now from Mexico." He looked up to shake his
fist. Judge Sneed watched him, wide-eyed. "If the Southeastern
Iowa farmers keep growing wheat, the blight will wipe them out
in five years, and they'll have to sell their land at bankruptcy
prices. To Mr. Jennings' clients the Nomalers!"
He stalked
back to his seat, quivering.
Judge Sneed
let go of the edge of his table and took a breath.
"Thank you,
Mr. Nolan," he said. "Any rebuttal?"
"No, your
Honor," Ralph said sweetly.
III
After the
hearing adjourned, Ralph made important noises into a pay phone
in the lobby, then said to me: "We've located a potential Minneapolis
buyer for the Nomalers' shipping company. I have to do a hearing
in Florida tomorrow on the Hess matter; I want you to stay here
for a day or two so you can ferry the papers down to the Nomalers
if this Minneapolis company makes us an offer."
He was already
reading the Hess pleadings when a cab took his gray profile
off in the direction of the airport.
I got lost
in the skyway maze on the way back to the hotel. After I had
gone through the second-floor lobby of the First Bank Building
for the third time, I put my litigation bags down in front of
a fast food place to get my bearings. That was when I saw Timothy
Nolan of the Council Against Domination.
He didn't
see me. He was sitting by the window of the fast-food place,
gorging himself and crying. As I watched, he stuffed a hamburger,
yogurt, fried chicken, chocolate cake, french fries, cole slaw,
a pickle, and a grilled cheese sandwich into his mouth until
his cheeks ballooned, tears streaming from eyes that stared
into a fearful distance.
IV
Later I slouched
on my hotel bed and tried to read a science fiction magazine.
The gray light outside my window was getting grayer when someone
knocked at the door.
It was the
Council Against Domination woman, gray eyes burning in a gaunt
face, long, bony hands twitching on the same black vinyl case
she had brought to the Docks Division hearing.
After I had
stared at her for a good long time, she murmured: "Can I come
in? I have something to discuss with you."
I got out
of the way, closed the door and my mouth behind her.
"Sure," I
said stupidly. "Come in."
She gave
me what was probably supposed to be a smile, threw her coat
on the bed, and walked stiffly to look out at where snow was
starting to filter out of a gray sky onto the gray city of St.
Paul.
I cleared
my throat. She whirled in alarm, then gave me another emotionless
smile, tossed a lock of graying hair out of her eyes.
"I'm hungry,"
she said. "Can you buy me dinner?"
She looked hungry.
I fumbled with room service menus, the telephone, ordered dinner
for two. When I finished, she was leaning against the wall, hugging
her vinyl case against her skinny chest.
"I can tell
you about the Nomalers," she said. "I know you're curious about
them."
"What about
them?" I asked stiffly, aware of the rules against Discussing
Client Confidences.
"Everything.
How they're planning to drive all the other farmers out of business,
dominate the whole country. Everything."
"You don't
really believe that fairy tale Nolan told at the hearing?"
"It's the
truth."
"Come on everyone
in the room was trying not to laugh. Not the biggest MIT genius
with the fastest computer is going to tell you things like that
an insurance rule in Minnesota will cause a grain blight in Iowa."
"Computers
can only think about numbers. Nomalers can think about things."
The telephone
on the bed stand rang. She answered it before I could move.
"Hello?" she
murmured in a languid, steamy voice. "I'm sorry, he's busy.
Can you call back?" Then: "Oh." She held the phone out to me.
It was Ralph,
in Florida. He sounded a little funny, but he only said: "I
just heard from our Minneapolis buyers. They're going to make
us an offer. You can pick up the papers tonight. The Kristensen
Transport Company." He gave me the address. "I'll call the Nomalers
to set up a time when you can take the papers down."
When I hung up,
the woman went on talking as if nothing had happened: "We know
the grain blight is what the Nomalers are counting on in challenging
the rule. Tim figured it out, replicated their analysis."
"Uh-huh."
"Yes. You
see, he used to be one of them."
That stopped
me. I suddenly realized why Nolan looked familiar: the narrow
forehead, close fish-eyes, bobbing Adam's-apple but force-fed
fat, with a cheap nose job and a permanent.
"They sent
him to college as an experiment. Their young don't go to school
they bribed some state education officials to certify a home
program. Tim was one of their best trainees. But in college
he found out how evil they are, turned against them. He's been
fighting them ever since."
The pride
in her voice made me wonder: "He met you in college?"
She shrugged.
"I think
you're both a couple of nuts," I said. "How "
"Tim calculated
that you would be wondering about the Nomalers," she broke in.
"How do you explain that I knew that?"
There was
a knock at the door and a muffled voice said: "Room service."
The woman
had a sudden urge to use the bathroom.
I opened
the door and a cheerful kid wearing pink and gold with epaulets
wheeled in a hot cart and set the little table by the window.
He was taking the covers off the plates when he stopped in the
middle of asking me had I seen the basketball game, and his
face got red. The Council Against Domination woman had come
out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel. A small towel.
"Darling,
is dinner oh, excuse me," she said, and smiled winningly at
the kid. When he had left, still red, I closed my mouth far
enough to ask: "What are you ?"
The phone
rang. We both dived for it. I got it, but not before she had
delivered a very sexy giggle into the mouthpiece.
"Hello, Blaine
Ramsey? This is Derek Dan Nomaler," came a staticky, faraway
voice.
"Hello, Mr.
Nomaler!" I said, trying to sound cordial and businesslike.
The woman was crawling on me, breathing like a locomotive. Her
towel had gotten lost. She put her mouth near the telephone
and panted: "Come on, baby, let's do it some more "
I got my
hand on her face and pushed. She bit me.
"Ramsey,"
came the distant, crackly voice. "Are you there?"
"Yes, sir!"
"The Old Nomaler'll
be ready to see you at eight o'clock tomorrow night to sign them
papers. You hear me, Ramsey?"
The woman
was doing her best to kick a hole in my rib cage, laughing wildly.
"I'll be
there! Thank you, sir!"
I hung up and
let go of her. She backed away, rubbing her neck, which I realized
I had been squeezing. Her naked body wasn't bad looking, if you
like them gray and gaunt. Her eyes were shining.
"I have to
dress," she said, and ran into the bathroom, slamming the door.
In thirty
seconds I went through a range of emotions, settling finally
on wild curiosity.
The woman's
black vinyl case was lying on the bed. I unzipped it.
An inner
ID tag said: "If Lost, Please Return To: Ms. Jessica Ann Leighton,
301 Elm Street, Minneapolis, Minn. 52217," written small and
neat. Nolan's notes from the hearing were in a different hand,
wavering and scribbly. The only other thing in the case was
a big diagram made of pieces of note paper scotch taped together.
I unfolded it and laid it on the bed.
It was some
kind of flow chart, drawn in ball-point pen, with hundreds of
square, round, triangular, and diamond-shaped boxes connected
by lines, arrows, and symbols. I read the writing in some of
the boxes. One said: "Piedmont 351, vel. 345 mph, alt. 18500
ft., acc. .05 g, vect. 87/108/??" and a lot of other even less
comprehensible stuff. Another said: "Precip. 82 %, vis(alt)="
and ended in something like the General Theory of Relativity.
In the very center, with many lines and arrows leading to it,
was a big red magic marker star.
The bathroom
door opened, there was a sharp drawn breath, and then the woman
was between me and the diagram, pushing me away with one hand
and folding it up with the other. When she had it and Nolan's
notes back in the case, she tossed back her hair and looked
me in the face. She was breathing hard, and in her eyes was
exultation and hatred. "Goodbye, Mr. Ramsey," she spat, and
ran out of there.
V
I paced the
room a little, watching dinner for two congeal on the table
by the window and trying to make any sense at all of Ms. Jessica
Ann Leighton. Finally, I figured I needed professional help.
I called the firm's Washington number. It was pretty late, but
one of the paralegals, Edward Bolingbroke III, was still in
the office. He wasn't happy about the assignment I gave him,
but an hour later he called back.
"There's a
lot in the Nomaler files," he told me. "I haven't been able
to review all of it, but I can give you a start. First thing
we handled for them was a tort case wrongful death. About twenty
years back. One of the Nomaler boys had a car accident with
a gasoline truck that made weekly deliveries to a gas station
down there. Freak impact flipped the truck into somebody's wheatfield.
Both drivers got out, nobody hurt, but some gas spilled and
caught fire, started a pretty bad brush fire. It was late summer
dry. The wind was blowing in such a way that the fire burned
up to a big chemical storage tank owned by a local company,
full of methy methy-iso no, methyl iso anyway, something poisonous
they use for making pesticides. The tank caught fire and blew
up, and a cloud of poison smoke blew almost a mile and settled
smack onto a local farmer's house. Killed the farmer and most
of his family. It just happened that he was a big wheel around
there, had organized local opposition to the Nomalers, boycotting
their wholesale outfits, refusing to sell them land and so forth.
Survivors brought suit in county court. Your friend Jennings
got the venue changed, and the jury denied liability for lack
of proximate cause: unforeseeable freak chain of events. The
case of Leighton v. Nomaler, affirmed by the Iowa Court of Appeals
at "
"Leighton?"
"Samuel Arthur
Leighton was the farmer's name."
I was silent
until Eddie said: "You still there? Want to hear the next one?"
"Yeah."
"This might have
been luck, but . . . It was an acquisition we handled for them
a series of acquisitions. In the spring of 1973 the Nomalers mortgaged
everything they had, took out business loans, sold off land, and
invested ten million dollars in guess what? Unprofitable Texas
oil wells. A few months later the OPEC oil embargo hit and Texas
oil wells got very profitable. They sold out their holdings a
couple years ago, just before prices dipped again. Jennings handled
the sales. Overall, they made more than eighty million on the
deal. I'll tell you, Blaine, either these folks are damn lucky,
or . . ."
"Or what?"
"Or nothing.
They're just damn lucky. That's as far as I've gotten so far."
The next
afternoon I flew to Iowa City with the Kristensen purchase contract
papers and rented a car. I took Interstate 80 west, turned south
on state highway 149, and west again on a county route. Between
country songs and ads for hog wormer and feed corn, the radio
weatherman was predicting light snow and twenty degrees below
zero.
The twenty
degrees below zero I could believe, but by the time I reached
Priopolis it was pitch dark and the light snow had turned heavy.
I could barely see the "Private Keep Out" sign marking the Nomaler's
road. I crawled along at 10 mph past the dark guardhouse. By
the time I saw the lights of the main house, it was almost nine-thirty.
A hundred yards away, my car stuck in a snowdrift and I couldn't
get it unstuck. I trudged to the porch Ralph and I had used
before. The wind through my overcoat was numbing. I pounded
on the door with a hand that felt like a piece of wood.
The door cracked
wide enough for yellow light to show swirling snowflakes and a
narrow, cross-eyed woman's face that shrilled: "Go away! You're
at the wrong place!" She tried to close it, but I stuck my foot
in the crack
I worked
my frozen lips. "I'm the lawyer "
She was screeching
at someone inside. A second later the door jerked open and a shotgun
barrel hovered in front of my nose.
"What do
you want?" rasped the skinny, fishlike man holding it.
"I'm the
lawyer from Minneapolis I brought the papers "
"Where's
your car?"
"Got stuck
up the road."
"Let's see
your I.D."
I pulled out
my license with foot-thick fingers and gave it to him. Another
man took it away somewhere.
"Can I come
in?"
"Not yet."
Heat flowing
out of the door brought some feeling back into me. By the time
the other man came back with my license, I was warm enough to
be mad as hell.
But since
these folks were Ralph's clients, I limited my remarks to "I
appreciate your hospitality," as they let me in. They ignored
me. The one with the shotgun locked it in a closet, bolted and
chained the porch door. Then they all went off without a word.
The hall was still, empty, warm, and smelled of dust and firewood.
Now and then a floorboard creaked somewhere. I stood on the
doormat, snow melting off my coat and hair. I noticed the mat
didn't say "Welcome" on it.
Finally two
Nomalers came down the hall. One said: "The Old Nomaler's ready
to see you." We took the scenic route to his room, and soon
I was again basking in his beneficient gaze, Derek Dan hanging
around behind my chair close enough to pick my pockets.
"No offense,"
honked the Old Nomaler, waving a hand at me. "Folks got to be
careful who they let in these days."
I got the
Kristensen papers in order and handed him a set, explained the
details of the purchase offer. I could feel Derek Dan's eyes
over my shoulder, could hear the moaning wind banging something
loose against the side of the house. I felt suddenly alone and
vulnerable, like a diver in the kingdom of the fish-people.
I missed Ralph, with his gray head, opaque eyes, careful hands,
his steadfast refusal to believe in anything but winning cases.
After I explained
the deal, the Old Nomaler signed each paper in exactly the right
place.
"Mr. Nomaler,"
I said as I put them away, "I'd like to ask a favor. The weather's
pretty bad out. My car's stuck in the snow, and I don't think
I could possibly get back to Iowa City tonight anyway. Could
you put me up for the night?"
He thought
about it for a long time, eyes rolling up to look at the ceiling.
Finally he said: "Well, I suppose so, I suppose so. Be murder
to turn a feller out on a night like this." He honked with laughter.
"Derek Dan, see to it."
I followed
Derek Dan onto the dark landing, where my two escorts stood
against the wall. He took one of them into a small side room
and closed the door. The other watched me like he might miss
something important if he blinked.
A low-voiced
argument started in the side room. As it got heated, I caught
a few words: "responsibility," "never" "Nomaler," and "murder."
But they
came out deadpan as ever. Derek Dan went back into the Old Nomaler's
room. The other two walked me through the house to a small,
dim room.
"Woman's coming
to make the bed," one of them said, and shut the door. A key
turned in the lock
I took off my
coat and sat in a deep, smelly armchair. A leaning night-table
and a metal bed frame with lumpy mattress made up the rest of
the furniture. Wind gusted strongly outside a small window.
There was
a knock, the key turned, and a young Nomaler woman poked her
head in.
"I come to
make the bed," she said, and flushed deeply, as if that might
give me ideas.
"I won't
watch."
But I did, while
she worked rapidly and expertly with the sheets and blankets.
A homemade dress purple with little white flowers hung on her
as on a clothes rack. Her thin hair was parted in the middle and
tied behind with a drooping ribbon. Her close-together eyes had
a look of timid sincerity.
"I'll get
you your dinner," she said when she had turned back the cover
and smoothed it.
"It's very
kind of you."
"Well the
Old Nomaler said to do it. I wouldn't dare on my own account."
She flushed again
and went out, and a little while later came back with a tray.
She set it on the night-table, which rocked drunkenly.
"My name's
Emily Del," she said. "I'll be back to clear away when you're
done."
"Blaine,"
I said, and held out my hand. She shook it inexpertly, went
out quickly.
The food
was odd: thin, lukewarm broth, unfamiliar vegetables, and home-baked
bread, all spiced heavily with something strange. After I ate
it, I felt peculiar. I was trying to pin down the feeling when
Emily Del came in again. She closed the door and leaned her
back against it.
"Where are
you from?" she asked.
"Washington,
D.C."
"Is that
far away?"
"About a
thousand miles."
"Still in
Iowa, though, isn't it?"
"No. But
it's still in America."
She nodded thoughtfully,
as if weighing that. Then she came over to where I was sitting
on the bed.
"If I asked
you to do something," she said, "would you promise not to tell
anyone?"
"I guess
so."
She undid the
top button of her dress and pulled out a tattered, years-old People
magazine, sat down beside me, too excited now to be shy, and opened
it to a well-worn page with a color photo of a movie star.
"Can you
read her name?" she breathed, her finger on the caption.
"Natassia
Kinsky."
It took a few
tries for her to get it right. "I think she's so pretty," she
sighed, gazing at the picture. "I wish I looked just like her."
I studied
her narrow face, snaggled teeth.
She got up
and moved away timidly. "Thank you for reading her name to me."
"Can't you
read?"
"'Course I can
read. But not hard words like that. And I couldn't show it to
any of the boys they'd take it away." She slipped the magazine
back inside her dress.
"The boys
read better?"
"Well, yes. They
have to because they're the Calculators. We're the Breeders. There's
plenty of things we do better than them. That's called Division
of Labor. The famous Henry Ford Nomaler invented it."
"But what's
the point of it?"
"To spread the
Nomaler way of life all around the world, of course. Don't you
think the Nomaler way of life is superior to any other you've
seen?" It sounded like a quotation.
"Sure."
"There you are,
then." She came close again, looking anxiously into my face. "You
won't tell anybody, will you? We aren't supposed to talk to outsiders."
I said of course I wouldn't.
VI
It was almost
midnight when I got undressed, got between the covers that Emily
Del's deft, skinny hands had made up; but I couldn't sleep.
I lay and listened to the wind shake the house. The strange
feeling from the Nomaler food had crept into my brain, making
it strangely clear, thoughts ranged neatly in rows like pieces
on a chessboard. After awhile I nudged one of them tentatively:
my wondering about Jessica Ann Leighton and Timothy Nolan. Thought
patterns built effortlessly around it.
Unless Jessica
Ann was just crazy, she had been trying to advertise yesterday
that she was in my hotel room naked. She had given her pitch
to anyone who would listen, but had stopped pitching right after
Derek Dan Nomaler's phone call. That made it look like her public
relations effort was aimed at the Nomalers. But why? Thoughts
whirled like jigsaw puzzle pieces, settling finally into an
odd pattern. Jessica Ann had told me that Nolan had "calculated"
I was curious about the Nomalers. If you believed that, silly
as it sounded, and believed that Nolan used the same methods
the Nomalers did, then the Nomalers could also "calculate" my
curiosity, perhaps could "calculate" that Nolan had "calculated"
it and had sent Jessica Ann to take advantage of it. Derek Dan
Nomaler had heard a woman in the throes of passion in my room
yesterday, and could confirm who it was if he checked with the
hotel and ran across a certain bellboy. With me staying in their
house, the Nomalers would surely wonder whether I was loyal,
or whether Jessica Ann Leighton, whose father they had killed,
had turned my head with her emaciated charms. But how had Nolan
known I would be staying in the Nomaler house? Could he have
"calculated" the snowstorm? One of the boxes on the diagram
in Jessica Ann's vinyl case had said "Precip. 82%"; did that
symbolize light snow turned unexpectedly heavy? The same diagram
had a big red star in the middle; what or who was that? Some
calamity the Council Against Domination had prepared and sent
into the Nomaler household with me? Was I a messenger of doom
to my own clients? I leapt up, ran from the room and down narrow,
twisting corridors. I had to see the Old Nomaler, warn him about
the Red Star, tell him...
I woke up
with a start, wind howling faintly outside the window. I lay
in the dark for awhile, trying to get the dream out of my head,
cursing the Nomalers' strange food. Gradually I became aware
of an uncomfortable pressure in my bladder. I got out of bed
and dressed without turning on the light.
Emily Del had
forgotten to lock the door. I stepped into the hall and tried
to remember whether I had passed a bathroom on my trip down from
the Old Nomaler's room.
"Hello?"
I said to no one.
There was
a dim light at one end of the hall. I went that way, floorboards
squeaking faintly. There was no other sound but the distant
gusting of wind. I went down some stairs, along another hall,
looking through open doors for a bathroom. One doorway showed
a small, plain chapel with pews and an altar below a crucifix
flanked by candles. For no particular reason, I went in.
The crucifix
was carved wood, and there was something strange about it: as
I got closer I saw that the figure of the Messiah was dressed
in farm boots, overalls, and a hat. The face was thin, with
a long perpendicular nose, eyes so close together they looked
crossed, buck teeth jutting at different angles between thin
lips. Underneath the crucifix was a plaque: "Jacob John Nomaler,
Murdered January 9, 1919." That gave me a funny feeling. I backed
away, backed into the first row of pews so hard I sat down.
A hymnal lay open on the pew, a rough, handsewn book crudely
printed. It was open to a hymn called "Rivers of Their Blood."
The first verse went:
We will swim in Rivers of their blood,
We will soar in Regions of the sun,
We will show them
What is meant to be.
We will drown them
In righteousness' sweet sea.
I got up
and walked as fast and quietly as I could in the direction of
my room. It took me three or four minutes to realize I was lost.
When I stopped to get my bearings, I heard voices coming faintly
down a flight of stairs.
I started
to hurry in the other direction, but stopped myself. I was these
folks' lawyer, for God's sake. If they wanted to practice bizarre
religions, I should be glad. I would just go up and ask whoever
was there to show me the bathroom. I started up the stairs.
I stopped
again almost at once. I recognized one of the voices. It was
the Old Nomaler's, and I was on the staircase below his room.
His voice
was doing strange things. It droned with a stream of words,
like an auctioneer singing a Gregorian chant. It was punctuated
by mechanical clicking, rustling of paper, and monosyllables
in other voices.
I poked my
head cautiously above the top stair. In dim yellow lamplight
the Old Nomaler sat in his bed, an I.V. in one arm, face flushed
and eyes flashing. On each side of him sat a middle-aged Nomaler,
holding him by the hand. One was Derek Dan. A dozen others sat
in a crowded circle around the bed, rifling through cardboard
boxes of papers. A younger Nomaler sat a little way off talking
into a telephone; another was writing furiously on a thick tablet;
a third was tacking pages from the tablet onto a corked wall.
An old-fashioned desk-top calculator rested on Derek Dan's lap,
and his free hand flew over the keys.
" . . . Ramseyum
cognation Leightonee Nolanor in homology, apposition, cause,
proportion, context," the Old Nomaler's voice droned, "opportunity,
confidence factor, relation Jenningsum Jenningsee "
"Innocence
pathway," rapped Derek Dan.
"Guilt pathway,"
rapped the middle-aged Nomaler on the Old Nomaler's other side.
" rapport,
intersection, eliminate below-ten, above-ten, ignore Leightonum
Leightonor "
The Nomalers
with the cardboard boxes, shuffling papers rapidly, began weaving
words into the Old Nomaler's canticle: "libidinous," "financial,"
"eighty-three," "adverse," "input need hotelus," "inhibitor
guilt pathway."
"Maximum
destructive," said Derek Dan.
"Projection,"
said the other middle-aged Nomaler.
The one at
the telephones was dialing.
A few inches
behind me, a voice screamed: "Emergency stop!"
Wiry hands grabbed
me, hustled me up the stairs and into the room. Two dozen fish-
faces stared without expression.
"Is there
a bathroom around here?" I quavered, pulling my collar straight.
The Old Nomaler
laughed feverishly.
"Listening?"
he demanded.
The three
Nomalers who had grabbed me nodded.
"What else?"
"I was just
looking for the bathroom," I said feebly. "I got lost, and "
The Old Nomaler
laughed again, loud and long and crazy. "Take him to the bathroom!"
he screamed savagely, veins in his neck and forehead distended.
Then he started his crazy laughing again, his eyes on my face
staring and murderous, jagged, rotten teeth bared.
The three
Nomalers marched me to a windowless bathroom with an old-fashioned
toilet you pulled a chain to flush, a bathtub standing on enameled
claws, and a mirror with the silver flaking off the back. I
stood over the toilet for five minutes, but nothing would come
out. My face in the mirror looked wild. When I opened the door,
the three Nomalers were standing in a row. They marched me through
the house in dizzying spirals, and my room appeared when I least
expected it. I went in meekly, the door was closed and locked,
and their footsteps went away.
It was 3:00 a.m.
I sat in the armchair without turning on the light, thinking about
the Old Nomaler's crazy, murderous face. I sat there an hour before
I heard rapid footsteps in the hall. I did a silent back-flip,
and crouched behind the armchair.
The key turned
and a dark streak hit the bed with a maddened keening.
I dived on
the streak.
It was like
fighting a bale of wire and sharp elbows.
It whimpered
"Help!" in a woman's voice. I pulled the face close to mine. Emily
Del was sobbing with fear.
"They're
going to kill us," she sobbed. "They're coming! We have to get
away!"
"Who?" I
hissed.
"The Calculators!
They were whispering outside my door. I talked to you and you
saw the Central Processor, and they're coming! They'll fry us
and eat us like they did to !"
I put my hand
over her mouth, held still. I thought a floorboard had creaked
in the hall. I jumped to the door, reversed the key, locked
it from the inside.
The knob
turned silently.
"Come on," I
whispered. I grabbed my coat off the chair, opened the window
and storm window as quietly as I could. A gust of snowflakes swirled
in. The tops of young fir trees were within diving distance of
the window.
"Come on,"
I whispered again, and dived onto one.
It bent almost
double, and I slid feet-first into snow above my knees. Emily
Del came down the same way, her dress over her head. Bitter
wind cut deep into me. My hands were already numb. Emily Del
was wearing only her purple house dress.
"Come on!"
I yelled above the storm. I grabbed her hand and dragged her
in the direction I thought my rental car must be. Fifty yards
from the house she fell in the snow. When I picked her up, she
was stiff with cold. I unbuttoned my coat, wrapped half of it
around her, and we stumbled on. The snow cleared for a second
between gusts, and I saw the car, snow drifted to the roof.
My car keys
weren't in the coat pocket where I had left them. The car doors
were locked. I hadn't locked them. Suddenly I knew what had
happened.
Emily Del
was slipping to the ground. I held her. "We have to get back
to the house," I yelled in her ear.
Her face
was still, preoccupied, eyes almost closed.
"I can't,"
she murmured.
"We have to!
They tricked us, to get us outside. They wouldn't have killed
us that would mean trouble. They don't do things that way. They
analyze, calculate, manipulate they can't get in trouble for
this we snuck out, forgot the car keys. How do they do it? And
without computers!"
A smile of
pride came into her sleeping face. "Computers can only think
about numbers," she slurred, "Nomalers can think about things.
Nomalers "
And she was
gone.
I held her
cold body in my arms. I could faintly see the dark hulk of the
house in the snow. "You bastards!" I screamed against the wind.
That seemed
to get results. A metal shriek drowned the roar of the storm.
A fiery mass plummeted from the clouds straight onto the house,
and the walls burst outward in blinding flames, hurling streamers
of fire and debris like a Fourth of July rocket, throwing weird
shadows in the snow.
I dived behind
the car just in time to escape a shower of hot metal and burning
wood that broke the windows and thudded into the snow, hissing
and steaming. When I poked my head out to look, only splinters
of the house were standing, and the whole area was burning fiercely,
hissing and sparking.
I picked Emily
Del up and slogged nearer the fire. There was no need to get
in the car now. There was plenty of heat.
VII
I woke up
next afternoon in an Iowa City hospital in a private room, bought
with the firm's group health insurance. There was nothing much
wrong with me. Emily Del was recovering from acute hypothermia
in another room.
An orderly
brought me some stuff that was supposed to be lunch, and a newspaper.
Banner headlines on the front page said: AIR CRASH KILLS HUNDREDS
IN IOWA.
"A commercial
airliner collided with a private plane over Southeastern Iowa
early this morning, crashing into a crowded farmhouse in what
aviation officials are calling a freak accident. Blizzard conditions
kept rescue teams from reaching the crash site for nearly two
hours. Of the estimated two hundred people aboard Piedmont 351
and in the farmhouse, only two are known to have survived."
There were gruesome details of the carnage, and descriptions
of the disaster workers' heroic battle with the elements, then:
"The tragedy began when Timothy A. Nolan, a Minneapolis resident,
flew a rented aircraft out of a small airfield near Minneapolis.
While flying conditions were marginal, according to Elstien
Wiggs, flight controller at the airport, Nolan, a licensed pilot,
was determined to reach Priopolis, Iowa that evening. An unexpectedly
heavy snowstorm interfered with transponders carried by Nolan's
plane and the air- liner, devices normally enabling air traffic
controllers to track planes and warn them of danger."
The telephone
by my bed rang. It was Ralph Jennings, full of questions.
"I hope you
managed to save the Kristensen purchase papers?" was the first
one.
I admitted
that I hadn't.
"Damn it,
Ramsey Does Ms. Nomaler still want to sell the company?"
"I don't
know."
"Damn it,
Ramsey, what have you been doing up there?"
I got him off
the phone with promises to straighten everything out. Directory
assistance gave me Jessica Ann Leighton's Minneapolis number.
"Hello, this
is Blaine Ramsey," I said when she answered.
There was
silence at the other end of the line.
"I just wanted
to tell you that I'm inclined to believe your story about the
Nomalers," I went on. "And I wanted to ask whether you and Nolan
set up that whole charade with me at the hotel to divert their
attention, so they would be too busy to calculate what someone
like Nolan might do with an airplane and a freak snowstorm .
. ."
Her voice
was icy. "I have no idea who you are or what you're talking
about," she said. "Please don't bother me again." And she hung
up.
I stared
at the telephone. Its expression revealed nothing.
Anyway, we won
our appeal. You can use Minnesota docks as much as you want without
state liability insurance.
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