Rat's Stats

Some Statistics

For the Scientifically Minded

Here are some quick and dirty statistics for the benefit of those who simply cannot go for long periods of time without craving the sight of medical forms and other sources of statistical data. Remember, these statistics are available only for the purposes of humanitarian scientific research. All fiendish schemes for global domination using these statistics will be thwarted hastily and without warning (unless, of course, you give me proper credit.. and a lofty position in the New Order(tm) )

Name: Rat Bastard

Real Name: Will Evans (but I'll be damned if I give 
           you my middle name :P)

Occupation: Unemployed former Philosophy student

Location: Richmond, VA

Height: 5'4"-5" (Yes, I'm short, but I've got Wicked 
        Boots(tm) to make up for it ;) )

Weight: Hell if I know... whatever is 'average' for
        the above height.

Gender: Male (breeder model v2.3) 

Sex: Imagined

Eyes: 2 (I'm trying to develop a third, but I
      can't seem to be able to... yet.   

Eye Color: Dark Brown

Hair Color: Black (naturally)

Race: Human (Homo Sapiens)

Hobbies: living, traveling, music, playing guitar (classical and
       not-so-classical), gaming, reading, thinking, usenet

Favorite Books: The Sandman series, by Neil Gaiman; The
              Earthsea Cycle, by Ursula K. LeGuin; Cat's
              Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut; The Hitchiker's Guide to
              the Galaxy series, by Douglas Adams; The Prydain
              Chronicles, by Lloyd Alexander; Night, by Elie
              Weisel; Snow Crash and The Diamond Age, by
              Neil Stephenson

Favorite Musicians: Go Here.

Compositional Makeup: 50% Filipino                                 
                    + 50% Anglo-Mutt
                     100% Rat Bastard

Onward to other things!