if it's not one thing...

my printer is being stupid. It says there's a paper jam, but there isn't. Well, okay, something could be jammed in there, but I just can't see it, which means I can't clear it. And yes, I have tried turning it off, and unplugging it, and almost tried taking it apart myself, then decided to call a computer repair place, because they'll probably be able to put it back together, too.
Just need to wait for them to call back, now.