Quittin' after one more last one
Tired of playin' the clown
If I want your opinion I'll ask ya
I can get myself down
Night drivin' without headlights
Wearin' sunglasses too
Lookin' cool but sure don't feel right
Anything to be cool
Doin' hopscotch with my legs tied
Jumpin' rope in wet cement
Black leather in midday sunshine
All your mother's money spent
Doin' time on the metal detector
Love to drown in your pool
Coverin' up everything that's defective
Anything to be cool
A burning heart could be so cool
Won't you be my fashion victim
C'mon I'm an April Fool for you
I'm a mid-Spring snowfall
Joke's on you
I'm an April Fool for you
-Soul Asylum