Sexbat's Official Napalming Guide and FAQ list.

Version 1.01

A Guide to Napalming
I have set up an account called so you can mail your
marks out of 10 and comments direct to B.A.T.  From there they will be
edited, counted, examined, and summarized.  

Remember, the person with the highest average score for a single posting
wins a *special* prize of a kebab from my favourite kebab shop mailed 
anywhere in the world (surface)

Now here are a few of the great types of flame that we have had since the
spawning of alt.gothic


This sort of post sums up the 'ironic' school of thought.  You don't want
to mess with this sort until after you've got your PhD as the sheer
weight of their intellect could crush you under a metaphysical wall of

2. You dress weird - get a life

Yes I do - what of it? I went to find a life on Saturday and now I have two,
which is two more than you!

3. I don't like *.* (music, hairspray, shade of eyeliner, DJ's dancing
trousers, state of the union, state of mind, state of undress etc.)

Slightly better, but not the most interesting, or constructive use of 
bandwidth in the entire world.  Try posting to alt.very.dull

4. I am king/queen/not sure of all the goths

Highly amusing - now go away.

Other Points: (with thanks to assorted net.goths - you know who you are)

        mention of "approved" goth bands  : +1
        said "egotistical bastard"        : +1
        took it all way to hard           : +1
        mentioned Smurfs in alt.gothic!   : +3
        no sense of humour                : +2
        use of 'suicide' as a solution    : +1