The art of pseudo-numerology

Hello again Kiddie Winks, it is I, your wonderful neighborhood preacher here to instruct you in the ways of pseudo-numerology and Mercury 357. NOTE: this is a joke, I'm not a numerologist. First of all there's the fact that certain things don't seem to match up in the band, our logo has the numbers 3, 5 and 7 yet we all play 6 string insturments(minus Lisa of course, god knows how much stuff she has). The second strange thing is the appearance of the number 7 in the band. We have 4 band members(7-3) we also have 3 guitar players, both bass and guitar (7-4)(4 being the # of strings on a standard bass). It would appear that 7, while not only a lucky number, is a popular number with the band. And then there are 7:00 the weird numbers that just show up in strange spots. These just 7:00 seem to show up at random intervals, if anyone spots any of these numbers 7:00 please inform us so that I may analyze them further. And finally there is the infamous tie in with our obvious attempt to be just like 7:00 Marilyn Manson. Seeing as the band is now known as Mar1lyn Man5son it is obvious 7:00 to see that 3+5+7=15 and therefore we must want subconsciously to be like Marilyn manson. And that kiddies is 7:00 the end of it.

See you in church,
-The Rev