Neat Story

This is a work of fiction, all similarities between this work and real life are purely coincidental.

Once upon a time there was a musically deprived town, this town was known as Webstah, NJ. This town sucked because there were no good bands in it, 3 semi-atrractive girls and one semi-attractive guy set out to form a band that would forever change the music scene of this boring town. Combining their diverse musical talents Keesha, Josephina, Erika and Lewis(It's a racially diverse group) formed a very nifty band. Relying on Keesha's vast knowledge of chemistry and such they named the band uranium 236, a fitting name for some reason(arg...writer's block). Anyways, this band worked their way up into the Webstah music scene and gained the respect of many people, they also acquired a buttload of neat, very loud professional equipment. Then for some reason the band stopped practicing, and that sucked and the bassist, Erika, was forced(out of desperation) to join another band, a CHIRSTIAN SKA BAND. Now, you ask, how could this have been stopped, if the band had practiced more often(say tues. afternoon), this may not have happened. I think we all understand the moral of this story.

your friend and mine, the ever wise,

-The Rev