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Sunday, November 25

From the mailbag:
Dear Mr. xxxx:

As the membership criteria at American Express are becoming increasingly stringent, the Gold Card is becoming even more difficult to acquire.

You, however, have demonstrated exceptional financial responsibility . . .

 (10:52 PM | #)

This is not the future I signed up for.
 (10:45 PM | #)