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Taxi Scab
#50¢ a mile
Sign: Right turn on red permitted! Weapon of Choice: Cigarette lighter Turn-Ons: Pine-scented air freshener, juicy scabs waiting to be picked, green lights, big tippers Turn-Offs: B.O., cheap cigars, and speed bumps Lucky Charm: Puffy dice Stats: My body's so bootylicious Defining Moment: Joining the B.A.D. Girls Superpower: Nitro boost Weakness: Bad shocks |
     
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