Miss Moxxxie
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Sign: Year of the Snake

Weapon of Choice: Wine bottle

Turn-Ons: Brown bagging, black eyes, beards

Turn-Offs: High-heeled flipflops, mayonnaise, spring pastels, people with stuffed animals in the back windows of their cars

Lucky Charm: Silly pink bunny

Stats: One pinch sugar, two pints whisky, four cups stubbornness and a jigger of sass. Serve with a side of super burrito from Taqueria Can-Cun and a hearty helping of Sgt. Pepper's.

Defining Moment: Meeting Thora Zeen

Superpower: Lazy eye (you have no idea the extent of my peripheral vision)

Weakness: Derby Dolls, cabernet, heirloom tomatoes