Sgt. Bashin' Butter
#9-1-1

Sign: Virgo

Weapon of Choice: Glock .40

Turn-Ons: Muscles, steel, and handcuffs

Turn-Offs: Hairy backs, nasty feet, people who spit

Lucky Charm: Picture of my kids, and St. Christopher necklace

Stats: 5'6", 9% body fat, and 100% ready to kick your ass!

Defining Moment: Graduating the police academy while staying married and raising two babies

Superpower: I can spot a lie a mile away -- want me to interrogate you?

Weakness: Mexican food, cheap wine, and Ultimate Caramel Cup ice cream