Date: Wed, 20 Sep 1995 14:12:18 -0400 (EDT)
From: -NatiOn- 
To: the Children of the Clove 
Subject: tales of ribaldry (goofy)

..a goofy (but true) story

and the foppish brute known as vince did happen upon the fair leather 
goddess.  'tis true: he was to see her boss regarding the LAN, but such 
concerns are always secondary..

and, in due haste, did this devastatingly handsome rebel dispatch said IP 
packet error.  vince then set himself to chat with the young beauty, to 
caress her with sincere compliments, and to tell her he "dug her gams." :)

"your newly-reddened hair is a devlish and delightful spectacle, fair 
one," said he.

"thank you, tech-squire," replied this comely creature.  "I am blessed to 
have an understanding lord(boss)."

"would that i were as fortunate," sighed the now contemplative vince, "my 
overlord took great exception to my outlandish silver accents." (twas 
true; vince's skull rings and piercings were not favoured among his 
soul-devouring contractor peers.)

"this saddens me," the young leather maiden gave a pout that would turn 
lesser men to custard.  "..but one second, sire," she went on, "your 
appearance, aside from the scattered bits of silver, is quite normal ..in 
my eyes."

"ah, but appearances may deceive, my beauty," said he with a lusty 
smirk.  he then asked, "may i confide something in you?"  she nodded, and 
he did then tell her of the shiny metal clips that were secured to his 
nipples.

the fair maiden, after some further conversation, did then invite vince 
the knave to lunch at Jerry's Pizza.  alas, it was not to be (today) 
because a moment later, her boss was called to a conference of elders on 
Capitol Hill. the Great lord did go, with vince's prize, the fair and 
curvaceous leather goddess, in tow.


..to be continued.  whew, that was strange!  did i swallow a cheezy 
Harlequin(tm) novel, or what?


-Vince (i've too much time on my hands)