Date: Fri, 14 Jun 1996 17:39:23 -0400 (EDT)
From: GrAvE <cmc9w@faraday.clas.virginia.edu>
Subject: An Ode to Cheap Beer, or....

An Ode to Cheap Beer, or
Why I Didn't Go Out At All This Week While I Was At Home In DC,
in limerick form


There once was a GrAvEr named Kate
Who returned hom from Wuss's quite late
Moose, Vince, Richard in tow,
To bed she did go,
After much of a beer nicknamed Nate.

(Natural Light, that is.  well, actually it was Icehouse, but
who gives a crap.  it's all cheap as ass.)
*ahem*

As anyone there will relate,
Kate's state the next morn' was not great.
The proper term here
Is "hangover," dear,
Which e'en Taco Bell couldn't abate.

The rest of the day was a loss;
Kate's brain had begun to grow moss.
To DC she did drive,
Even went 55!
That's how heavily she had hit the sauce.

The evening was passed rather grimly
The light of her blue eyes shone dimly
After mom's homemade Ziti
Kate felt pretty shitty
And hopped into bed not-so-nimbly.

Well, there's something I'm trying to fix
With these silly, inane limericks.
What I'm trying to say
Is i had a bad day
And I'm sorry i wasn't at Nick's.



:)  hi i'm back  :)

GrAvE