Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1999 16:28:54 -0500
From: oddlystrange <perky@obscure.org>
To: blah2@obscure.org
Subject: AAAAHHHHRRRGGG!!!!

There are moments, when I want to rip the gizzards out of a few people I
deal
with every day and feed them to azrael.

I feel a pome coming on:

OH great Microsoft Indexed Server
the bane of my last few weeks.
Why can't you get it through your think skull
that not every need you meet.

The search originally ran in cgi
and it ran without a hitch
the minute I left it in your prodding hands
you broke it like a bitch.

I just wanted you to take 11 characters
and replace them with something else
I've even used your sacred VB Script
and yet come results time you just belch.

So Microsoft Indexed Server...
You get this lame lament
because I'm sick and tired
of explaining this problem to my coworkers.

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<thank you thank you>
Just shoot the guns in my direction!

Jen