nation@obscure.org on 05/06/99 03:51:22 PM
Subject:	GtOS opcodes.


hey, kids!  have you ever wondered what commands drive the GDC? it's the
GtOS (Groovetastic Operating System).  below are a list of opcodes for the
latest release (version 3.0):

AMM - anti-Microsoft mode
APP - angst plus plus
BNS - branch while no stoli
BWP - branch while pants
CAH - catch hell
CFP - check for pants (returns true if pants on)
CHC - check for hot chicks
CHH - catch holy hell
CLP - clean piercings
CLS - cuss like sailor
CML - check email
CMB - check BLAH email
DLF - drink like fish
DMS - drink more stoli
DMT - drink more tea
DMX - drink more stoli&tea
FGT - feel guilty
FMD - friday mode (negates next x operators)
GOF - gaydar off
GON - gaydar on
GRV - groove
HMD - hermit mode
HPF - have pantsless fun (no longer supported in version 3)
KQS - kill QA staff
KHP - kill happy people
KSP - kill spammers
KTA - kill them all
LAR - launch all resumes
LTS - lick until told to stop
MCB - make out with closest babe (never works)
MMD - monday mode (randomizes all modifiers)
MOF - morals off (note there is no on function)
PMD - plushie mode
PST - paint something
PSV - paint something vile
PYF - paint your feet (usu. requires DMS operator)
SSU - sit down and shut up
STC - stare at cleavage
SUW - sleep unless at work
THA - throw yer handz in the air (& wave 'em like ya just don't care)
WFW - work for (a little) while
WHN - whine
WHS - whine until slapped
WNC - wine and cheese

-V2K