nation@obscure.org on 08/18/98 06:20:18 PM
Subject:	Re: yippie-yi-yee


: From: oddlystrange <perky@obscure.org>
: 
: Somone....anyone.... PLEASE.... post something to entertain me.

oh-kaay..

selections from "GDC: the text adventure game"
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 you are in the hallway. <East West North South>
>I (inventory)
 you are carrying:
  pen, keycard, keys, wallet, pda
 you are wearing:
  +0 green shirt, +5 jeans of doom, +1 steel-toed shoes, +7 harley
 you are in the hallway. <East West North South Look Inv>
>N (north)
 you are in the server room.  the server room is a mess.  a phone is
ringing. <South>
>look up
 there is a dehumidifier. your phone is ringing.
>clean server room
 you pick up the papers from the floor.  you have found:
  bottle of bactine, 2 thinkpads, billie holiday cd, outlook 98 cd,
partially eaten lunch (tuna pita sandwich)
 your phone is ringing.
>groove
 still no groove.  the harley is not speaking to you.  your phone is
ringing.
>eat sandwich
 why would you want to eat the sandwich?  your phone is ringing.
>look at phone
 the phone is evil.  the phone has stopped ringing.
>throw phone
 you pick up the phone and throw it.  the phone hits the Sun Sparcstation
with a satisfying 'crunch'.
 OH NO!  you have accidentally summoned the creature "BOSS"!!
>look BOSS
 you look at BOSS with your +3 spectacles:
    creature: BOSS
    hit points: 12(12)
    primary attack: whiney nonsensical jargon
    primary defence: tweed jacket
    secondary attack: backstab
 creature BOSS attacks! you parry with laptop.
>attack
 you hit BOSS with laptop. continue attack <y/N>

-Vince