The Blah Family Chart v.2.5 to be maintained and upkept by mommy.

+++  = connection of a friendship/bond nature (no gutter thoughts)
---  = connection of marriage
/o/o = connection in which two people's piercings got entangled and they 
are now stuck together :)

***  = connection by means of adoption
?-?  = connection in question  (ok gutter minds, have a field day)
mmm  = connection of rearing by a Canadian Moose until adopted, hence the 
name he was given.

fff  = connection of a freak of nature who was simply adopted and 
accepted as a member of the family and no one else who was alive that far 
back in history remains alive today to tell us why, so it is accepted as fact.

-MM- = connection by means of the deep and darkest secrets that only the 
Blah Madame herself holds over us all.  

    |
    |	
_________
|	| = connection of blood and family lines	
|	|


The Blah Madame Herself
	Lindsay--MMMM--Richard
 (who knows what 	|(god)
   secrets she holds)   |  L------ |
			|      ________    
			|      |      |
			|     Uriel Bruce
			|     (long lost sons)
			|
			|
		---------------------------------
		|				|
		|				|
		|	    			|
		|				| 
		|				|
  ---------------				|
  ?		|				|
  |	    Karen (granniegoth)		   ______________
  ?		|			   f		|
Melissa		|			   f		|
(sorebutt)	|			   f		|
(long lost	|			 Chris		|
sister?)	|		(like John, date of	|
(there have	|		 birth is before	|
been recent	|		recorded time. Chris	|
sitings of	|		has been accepted as	|
Melissa in	|		a relative.)		|
the area)	|				 John Nowicki
		|				(zeus)  | (they sprang from
	-----------------------------			|  his head)
	|		m	    |			|
	|		m	    |	   	    ----------------
	|		m	    |	    	    |	   *	   |
  ---------		m	    |		    |	   *	   |
  |	  |		m	---------	    |	   *	   |
  |	  |		m	|	|	    |	   * 	   |
Wuss    Kirstin------Moose----Megan    Luis+++++++Tommy++Shireen--Kate
(uncle) (daddy1)   (daddy2)  (mommy)   (aunt)  |  (owl   (muffin)  (graver)
(brother		   \	|    /        (brother |  tamer)
to Kirstin)         \ 	|   /	      to Megan)|
		     \	|  /		 ________________________
		      \	| /		 |	     |	 	|		
			|		 |	     |		|
			|		 |	     |		|
			|		Azer     Tommy Jr.   FuzzButt
			|	       (owl)	    (owl)      (owl)	
			|	
	-----------------------------------------
	|	   |		|		|
	|	   |		|		|
	|	   |		|		|
      Jeff	 Vince	  	|	       Ken-----------Karen
 (mommy's boy)  (maxine)	|	(Vince's Twin)	 |   (grandma)
	       (daddy's boy)	|	(grandpoppy)	 |
			     Celeste			 |
	(she's too cool to be anyone else's kid)	 |
							 |
							 |
	       -----------------------------------------------------------
	       *	|	  *		*	*     |		 |
	       *	|	  *		*	*     |		 |
	       *	|	  *		*	*     |		 |
	       *	|	  *		*	*     |		 |
	     Carl-----Marcy     Erin?-----?Kristiina Brendan  Mario  Brian
 (it was a marriage|of convenience)  | (their      (childhood  (the  (you 
		   |	             | mom's think    playmate  quiet asked
		   |	             |  so )   :)     of Ken)   son)  for
		   |		     |				      him)
	Dave------Jen		     |
		|		  Suzi---------------Taz
		|			        |
		|(immaculate conception?)	|
		|				|
	-----------------			|
	|		|		    Owen/Owyn
	|		|
	|		|
      Judd	      Annie
			|
			|
			|
	_________________________________________________
	|						|	
	|						|
   Azrael Lovecraft				     Jason
   Salsamendi-Knipper			  (Welcome to the Family Dear)
(once actually the illegitimate child
of Annie, azrael was cursed by a bald-
headed wanker and turned into a cat.  She
was then given to Jen for safe keeping.  She
dotes on her Unlce Judd, but despieses her 
new role in life.  She expresses her upset
by peeing on everything in Jen's apartment)