Here are some quick and dirty statistics for the benefit of those who simply cannot go for long periods of time without craving the sight of medical forms and other sources of statistical data. Remember, these statistics are available only for the purposes of humanitarian scientific research. All fiendish schemes for global domination using these statistics will be thwarted hastily and without warning (unless, of course, you give me proper credit.. and a lofty position in the New Order(tm) )
Name: Rat Bastard Real Name: Will Evans (but I'll be damned if I give you my middle name :P) Occupation: Unemployed former Philosophy student Location: Richmond, VA Height: 5'4"-5" (Yes, I'm short, but I've got Wicked Boots(tm) to make up for it ;) ) Weight: Hell if I know... whatever is 'average' for the above height. Gender: Male (breeder model v2.3) Sex: Imagined Eyes: 2 (I'm trying to develop a third, but I can't seem to be able to... yet. Eye Color: Dark Brown Hair Color: Black (naturally) Race: Human (Homo Sapiens) Hobbies: living, traveling, music, playing guitar (classical and not-so-classical), gaming, reading, thinking, usenet Favorite Books: The Sandman series, by Neil Gaiman; The Earthsea Cycle, by Ursula K. LeGuin; Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut; The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, by Douglas Adams; The Prydain Chronicles, by Lloyd Alexander; Night, by Elie Weisel; Snow Crash and The Diamond Age, by Neil Stephenson Favorite Musicians: Go Here. Compositional Makeup: 50% Filipino + 50% Anglo-Mutt ----------------- 100% Rat Bastard
Onward to other things!