Here are some quick and dirty statistics for the benefit of those who simply cannot go for long periods of time without craving the sight of medical forms and other sources of statistical data. Remember, these statistics are available only for the purposes of humanitarian scientific research. All fiendish schemes for global domination using these statistics will be thwarted hastily and without warning (unless, of course, you give me proper credit.. and a lofty position in the New Order(tm) )
Name: Rat Bastard
Real Name: Will Evans (but I'll be damned if I give
you my middle name :P)
Occupation: Unemployed former Philosophy student
Location: Richmond, VA
Height: 5'4"-5" (Yes, I'm short, but I've got Wicked
Boots(tm) to make up for it ;) )
Weight: Hell if I know... whatever is 'average' for
the above height.
Gender: Male (breeder model v2.3)
Sex: Imagined
Eyes: 2 (I'm trying to develop a third, but I
can't seem to be able to... yet.
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Black (naturally)
Race: Human (Homo Sapiens)
Hobbies: living, traveling, music, playing guitar (classical and
not-so-classical), gaming, reading, thinking, usenet
Favorite Books: The Sandman series, by Neil Gaiman; The
Earthsea Cycle, by Ursula K. LeGuin; Cat's
Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut; The Hitchiker's Guide to
the Galaxy series, by Douglas Adams; The Prydain
Chronicles, by Lloyd Alexander; Night, by Elie
Weisel; Snow Crash and The Diamond Age, by
Neil Stephenson
Favorite Musicians: Go Here.
Compositional Makeup: 50% Filipino
+ 50% Anglo-Mutt
-----------------
100% Rat Bastard
