Hey!

Do you have a burning desire to write

about commercials and whether they

are any good? Is there a particular

commercial or ad campaign you really

like or hate, and can you articulate

your feelings?

If so, you might be eligible to be

published at cynical.com!

That's right! It's obvious we can't

keep up with all the current ads,

and we can't write about all the

really great or all the really shitty

ones, and that's where you come in!

Just send your rantings to

us at contactus -at- cynical dot com.

If you make sense and don't cross

our editorial policy, chances are that

you will be published. We'll give

you a byline and everything!

Of course, we won't pay you anything,

unless we ever get any real advertising,

but until then there's still the sheer

joy of making a difference in the world.

What that has to do with writing for us

is left to your imagination.

Guidelines

Okay, so maybe you like or don't like

a commercial. Keep in mind that you

have to make sense. If you

don't you risk being published and

ridiculed for not making sense.

If you want a byline, tell us so.

If you don't want a byline, or want

an alias, tell us that too. Otherwise

we will assume that you don't mind

us putting up your name and e-mail

address.

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