Advertising Policy

We at cynical.com are committed to

rewarding good advertising and punishing

bad advertising. To further this goal,

website advertising will only be accepted

from companies who are not currently

running a campaign which has been rated

less than 15 seconds by cynical.com.

Advertisers who do not currently have a

television campaign are eligible to

advertise on cynical.com. Advertisers

who run television ads should first

request that their commercial or campaign

be reviewed by cynical.com before

attempting to place ads.

If an advertiser removes a commercial

or campaign based on a cynical.com review

(or just happens to stop running a

negatively-reviewed campaign), they are

eligible to advertise at cynical.com.

Whether this web site will ever actually

receive advertising is, of course, an

open question.

For requests for review or to inquire about