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For Tuesday, August 23, 1999

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Reviewed today: Allegra

"Killer Dandelion"

Since our discovery of www.adcritic.com, we are instituting a new feature: Whenever possible, our reviews will include a link to where you can view the commercial online.

Allegra was one of the first prescription drugs to advertise on television ... we think. In all honesty we can't remember what those first commercials were for, since they never actually told you what the drug was supposed to do. Presumably because if they advertise the benefits, they must also state the side effects. The side effects of Allegra, though there is a low occurence of them, include coughing, cold, nausea and menstrual pain.

In spite of the side effects, Allegra has created a first in prescription drug advertising. They have made a commercial that's almost as amusing as the list of side effects at the end. In this spot, a tennis player is sneezing so much she can barely return the balls. A shadow appears above her as a 20-foot dandelion comes over and starts hitting her, knocking her to the ground.

After taking allegra, we see the same dandelion, but it is then crushed by the tennis player's sneaker.

Okay, so it's no beyond.com, but it's not that bad either. The interesting thing is that this commercial is similar to commercials for non-prescription allergy medication. I wonder how soon it will be before we have commercials saying, "Too much stress? Try Valium!" or "Oh, the pain of compound fractures! Thank goodness there's Demerol!"

Of course, cynical.com takes the view that these examples would be hilarious and would definitely constitute entertaining commercials. Therefore, we applaud the trend.

Rating: 15 seconds. No need to turn the channel. This might even make you smile once. Kinda.

Conclusion: Use Allegra if your doctor thinks you should and you have allergies. Damn, how are we supposed to know if you need it or not?


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