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Charlie as an Elven Youth, circa 1997
This is the infamous "Elven Charlie" image that used to decorate the wall of the lab where I worked. Clients would frequently look at it and say, "Hey, that's you!" My former co-worker Jack and I took an existing image of me, and edited it in Photoshop to get the effects you see here. |
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Charlie, at St. Anselm's Abbey, in 7th grade
This was in my "Beatles" phase, as you can see from my... very special haircut. Actually, I never had a "Beatles" phase; I've never really cared for the Beatles. Look how big my eyes are in this image. Wouldn't I have made a great anime character? This photo is in my St. Anselm's Abbey Yearbook, I think. |
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Charlie's Violent Youth
Plate I. There are an alarming number of childhood photographs of me in which I am holding a toy gun. This one is probably the first and the oldest. I think I am about 5 years old in the photo. |
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Charlie's Violent Youth
Plate II. Another photo of me with a toy gun. This photo was taken by my next-door neighbor, who, after he got over his initial alarm at seeing me take aim at him with a rifle that was almost as big as I was, thought I looked kind of cute. |
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Charlie's Violent Youth
Plate III. This photo was taken shortly after Sunday Mass. I believe that I carried the cap gun pictured into church with me, "for protection," as I later explained to my parents. "Protection from what?" I'm sure they asked. I have no idea what I was thinking at the time. Probably, I felt it would protect me from all the evil nuns. Note my charming plaid sportscoat and bow-tie. VERY 1970s. |
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A Dim View of a Sour Mood
1997 This photo shows what happens if you tend to mouth off when you're in a sour mood -- someone may decide to stuff a lemon in your mouth. Lacking a lemon, someone may use a lime. |