| As my soul you ravage Each day, you steal my heart Pushing us farther apart. *ahem* *cough* *gag* Sorry 'bout that folks! ANYWAY, here lie our friends who lost their way. We commemorate them with "candle lights, red roses, wedding bells, moonlight serenades, warm summer nights, tables for two"* and sickly sweet, soft poetry. |
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Bruce Real Name: Bruce Sherrod Nicknames: They Call Me Bruce Passtimes: Ignoring blah, being a nice guy |
Decided to go back to school For another degree, UC, you see, was not free So he packed up and left, that tool! |
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Annie Home page: http://www.obscure.org/~soma Real Name: Annie Nguyen Nicknames: Soma, Strawberry Girl, fAnnie, Nothing, Anita, Dog Collar Woman Passtimes: Dancing, Drinking, getting lost, procrastinating, more Dancing and a bit of drinking, Punching morons who won't leave her alone, smiling, being Neurotic, Fun Toys and stuff, yearning after lusty sexy pierced people that know how to.... Other Accounts: soma@obscure.org |
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etaK Home Page: http://www.obscure.org/~etak/ Real Name: Catherine Mae Cronin Nicknames: etaK, starchy, pure_evil, Katya, Kaitlin, GrAvE, etakerina gnarlova Passtimes: constant intake of caffeine; cheap beer, (not necessarily in that order), using psychic paranoiac abilities to detect bombs in McDonalds. |
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Gentle Moose Homepage: http://www.obscure.org/~moose Real Name: Mike Wallace (yes, _the_ Mike Wallace..) Nicknames: Moose, Gentle Moose, Pinkie, BIG PINK Easter Egg, Energizer Bunny, Monkey-Ass Fuck Passtimes: putting *more* holes in his body than God ever intended, being forgetful, being a cranky and bitchy old fogie. Other Accounts: mwallace@objectlinks.com moose@obscure.org |
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Jason Real Name: Jason Nicknames: Godhead Jason Passtimes: Haircut lunacy |
Who, on our stomping ground did tread He then disappeared Which we thought was weird Until we found out he'd shaved his head. |
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Kristiina Home Page: http://pages.nyu.edu/~kjw6887/ Real Name: Kristiina Wilson Nicknames: iii, Kristiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina, Cutey, Forkgrrl, Dork Cooter, Wombat Slut Passtimes: photography, art, forking people in alleys, plotting Luis's Death for tormenting her, seeing how many times she can use dork and jerk as an insult in one minute Other Accounts: iiiiiiii@obscure.org |
And she thought we all were big dorks. This talented cutie Knows photography's her duty and she doesn't eat meats, ..or porks. |
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| Lindsay Real Name: Lindsay Nicknames: Lindsay A.M., Blah Madame, Lindsey Passtimes: being followed by frat guys, eating speed bagels |
There once was a girl name Lindsey Who was all around quite ditzy Now please don't be lame and go say her name or all of Blah will get pissy | ||
Mario Real Name: Mario A. Salguero Nicknames: Dagger, Dark One, El Diablo, Chupacabra Man, Dark Soul, das Mario Passtimes: flaming newbies, DJing, electronic music, seducing non-scene girls, avoiding psychos, enjoying good beer, being oh so dark ;), world conquest Other accounts: salguero@mci2000.com |
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Megan Home page: http://www.obscure.org/~domino Real Name: Megan O'Neil Nicknames: Mina De Gregario, Domino, blink, Dominion, Leopard Queen, Perky Coffee Bitch, Mommy, Megs. Passtimes: Smiling and giggling to GOD DAMN MUCH, wearing glittery eye makeup, being snobby about grammar, filing police reports, ballroom dancing, mushing and impersonating anime characters. | |||
Owen Home :Page: http://www.obscure.org/~owend Real Name: Owen Davis Nicknames: The Quiet One, You Fucking Bastard Passtimes: Avoiding work. Playing too many computer games. Hopelessly pining for those forever out of reach. |
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Shireen Real Name: Shireen Hussein Nicknames: muffin, raver-girl Passtimes: Saying really strange, but funny things when she's perky |
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Syd Real Name: Josh Knapton Nicknames: Syd, Syddles, Burnout Passtimes: Stomp, Stomp, Stomp. Eating No-Doz for breakfast. Writing short stories. Being totally incapable of being woken up in mornings. Alien Sex Fiend. Other Accounts: 11jknapt@gallux.gallaudet.edu |
"With nothing better to do," said Syd "I guess I may do what I'm bid" "I would love some fame.." "Become a household name." "Get outta here," they Joshed, so he did. | ||
Tommy Real Name: Thomas Stephen Moore, III Nicknames: Fetal Tissue, Owl Boy, Boo-Boo (as in, "hey..."), Gimp Passtimes: Stealing owls from GW campus, eating fetal tissue, leaving his stuff out to be urinated on by frat boys, obsessing over the Kennedy clan, complete with Eunice, Sargent, John, Jackie, Ted, Caroline, John Jr., Bobby, Ah-nold, Maria, Joe, Patrick, and Brumus the dog; falling on the metro tracks. |
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Vanguard Home Page: http://gwis2.circ.gwu.edu/~cjohn Real Name: Carl Graci Nicknames: no, you CAN'T call him CJ, Robert Smith, Bitch, Street Walker Passtimes: magic shell, tabletop dancing wearing only a pink bra, getting 4 a.m. phone calls from Luis checking on Tommy, keeping his roomates from sleeping with the neighbors or 40-year old men. |
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Voron Home :Page: http://www.obscure.org.~voron Real Name: Voron Erich Langsdorf Nicknames: V.O.R.O.N.: the Virtual Organic Reply Originating Network Passtimes: earning his reputation ;), showing up late, being guestlisted for everything cool |
Young Voron, his critics did say With young girls, he did have a way And it was also said He took many to bed But got married when he moved away |
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