Date: Mon, 11 Mar 1996 00:18:25 -0800 From: Marcy Heller Lewis To: blah2@obscure.org Subject: Ranting about rants Damn you vlad, i just checked out the obscure page because im a complete and total insomniac and dont have anything better to do than clip my rabbits toenails. and what did i find on the archives/rants page. oh sure lots of rants from other blah members. some of them even former blah members that no one even likes anymore. but whre the hell is my rant, huh!?! i think i was the one who pioneered the art of rant on blah and i want my share of the glory. i had a beautiful rant some time ago (so what i dont even remember what i was ranting about)and i dont see that up on our page. what wasn't good enough for you elitist-blah-snob. well ive had it up to here with this group. for the rest of the night until i finally go to sleep, i'm just going to pelt you with bitching, whining, complaining and general bellyaching all around, and then i'm going to move on to stupid useless followups of every stupid useless post that shows it ugly header round here. and then i'm going to start emailing every single members account with every pathetic inane chain letter i find and forward lame joke lists about farting and burping and defecating to each and every one of you! HAHAHAHAHHAHA. I wont be appeased until i'm recognized for my work, my master piece, the standards i have set around here. DAMNIT i want my name in BOLD CAPS on that page and i want it now. oh sure you can go ahead and get pissed off, whatever, i dont care. go ahead and try flaming me, you are only asking for the beat down you deserve. and i promise i'll deliver. i'm not a bitch for nothing. and if this email doesnt make any sense to you, its not MY fault. it just means that you are obviously a lower life form. i dont have to explain myself to anyone, especially not YOU. and if anyone brings up: typos, spelling errors or problems with punctuation...i will personally smash your face in with a copy of websters. okay? good. marcy and yes i am pms-ing.