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Date: Thu, 7 Sep 1995 06:01:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: Jeff Magnuson <fez@netcom.com>
Subject: Die, asshole, die!

Since stress levels are reaching a peak stage, I bought a pack of 
cigarettes this morning.  As I was waiting at corner for the light 
change, enjoying my first smoke in weeks, some asshole yelled out of his 
car, "Smoking, man, that will kill ya!"  Who died and made him Surgeon 
General?  Unfortunately, he drove off before I could find a crow bar and 
smash his windsheild in.

-Jeff