From: "Brendan Gray" <brendan@performance-design.com>
To: "Blah" <blah2@obscure.org>
Subject: Brendan's Recipe for nourishment, summer theatre style
Date: Fri, 10 Jul 1998 15:16:44 -0500

How to catch up on your life and fill your stomach, in about 15 minutes:

-Run back to your place after your 1 hour meal break turned into 40 minutes.

-Hit "send+receive" in your mailreader to start your PC dialing in and
getting your mail.

-Crush Ramen while in bag, empty noodles into multi-purpose tupperware

-add water from gallon jug in room, fill to top of noodles.

-Nuke for 4 minutes, scan e-mail for important headers.

-Stir in seasoning, place in freezer for about 5 minutes.

-Eat ramen and guzzle coke while reading abundant blah postings, thankful
for news of the outside world.

-return to work satisfied.