Subject:	Re: Ozio, a Satire

: okay..perhaps this is the part where I reveal my hidden obsession with
: Posh Spice.

Not being a Spice Girls fan, I have finally learned to tell most of them
apart by their names (mainly from the Punch Out game which includes 
the Spice Girls, Tori Spelling, Marilyn Manson, and Fabio). But I still
can't tell the brown-haired girls apart- they're alien clones, as far as
I can tell. Of course, I admit again, I haven't really looked that 
closely. I did figure out that the red-haired one was the one that left-
I think.



: Let's just say there's cattle everywhere. I think I'd rather be a llama.

I feel the alt.gothic.gnu^3 thread coming. Either that or a host of
Python quotes. Me, I vote for Randy the Wonder Llama.

: which, BTW is where we are going for honeymoon.  Llama farm/B&B in
: Montana.  Is that going to rock or what?

If you are going to be anywhere near Bozeman (thriving metropolis of),
you may want to stop at one of my freshman year roomies' towns:
Manhattan. They have one cop in the entire town and if you pick up the
local newspaper, you'll learn that Farmer Bob is eating at Farmer Joe's
on Thursday (true fact- my rommie brought the local paper back with him
when none of us believed him). And remeber these facts:

*- Watch out for Suburbans and Jeeps driving together. These could
very well be militia and/or survivalists, which Clayton mentioned
_do_ happen to be a problem with the area. In fact, some friends
accidently strayed onto some of their property and were escorted
off at gunpoint.

*- There is theorectically no speed limit in Montana. Practically 
speaking, the cops will probably pull you over if you are going 
faster than 110 MPH, depending on conditions.

*- Even if you do get pulled over, speeding tickets are $5. So
bring a couple of $10 bills with you to hand to the officer with
a "Here, now I can speed through your whole damn state!" line. The
officers really appreciate that!

*- Elk do amazing amounts of damage to rental cars at 110 MPH.

*- Quoting "A River Runs Through It" will not ingratiate yourself
with the locals. 

*- Montana is quickly becoming "the place" for Hollywoodites to
have summer homes, because it is quite beautiful and very pleasant 
in the summer. Of course, you will never run into any of them, 
because even if you moved the entire population of Hollywood
to Montana, there would be one Hollywooder for ever 500 sq. miles.

*- Polly Shore has never been to Montana, which is all the more
reason to visit before he does go there.

							Ken