Date: Tue, 24 Oct 1995 09:33:40 -0700 (PDT)
From: The Charred Monkey <fez@netcom.com>
Subject: 1001 Ways to Pork


Dr. Who wrote:

> The Charred Monkey wrote:
> 
> > Come on, there are thousands of uses for pork.  Here's just a few.
> > 
> > pork in a cup
> > pork butter (creamy and crunchy style)
> > I Can't Believe It's Pork...Spray
> > Sushi Pork
> > Pork Juice (with extra pulp)
> > Bossanova, the dance of pork
> > Corn pork
> > Cotton pork
> > pork flavored jelly beans
> > 
> > Yum, yum, yum, can't get enough pork!
> > 
> Just to add a few favorites.
> 
> Pork Milk
> Pork cheese
> pork vodka
> pork yogurt
> gummy pork
> 
> Pork can be used for everything!
> 
> Azathoth
> 
Try these uses for pork!

Calking your bathtub.
Patching your spare tire.
Curl up with someone you love and throw another "pork log " on the fire.
And what child doesn't love "Chia Pork!"

See the new line of Pork Action Superhero Figures:

SuperPork:  Can leap ham sandwich in a single bound.
Wonder Pork:  See pork fly through the sky in an invisible airplane.
AquaPork:  Can talk to fish.  Yeaaaaa!
BatPork and Bacon:  Gadgets galore!

or for the girls out there, try:

"Mommy, I wet myself" Pork:  Yes, this dolls really pisses pork juice!  
You'll be amazed!

So, stick around for the next update on pork!

-Jeff