Subject: Re: not a chain letter (fwd) Date: Fri, 3 Nov 95 20:21:50 EST From: Jennifer Knipper > hey kids > i got this REALLY stupid thing from some wank from my high school class - > he forwarded to ALL 700 of us. scary. anyway, i'm sick and tired of > getting this sort of crap from him and i want to scare everyone on the > list, so if you'd like to make an EVIL list like this i'll forward it. > heehee. > kristiina I'll bite -- I;m bored :) > > NATURAL HIGHS Killing you ex-So. Having your 2:00 class cancelled on a rainy day so you have to watch everyone scatter so they don't get wet. Pushing someone down so their face hurts. Watching a child do something for the first time after you tuaght them -- especially if it's illegal. A great idea. A burrito. Sex in a hot shower. People rioting because the line is so long at the book return. Creaming pedestrains on your bike. The *hate* stare, especially if you've perfected it. Acting like an idiot. Dragging rednecks on theri own tailgates. Bloody sheets. Getting e-mail from people who spend more time in front of a computer than you do. Watching fat people get out of breath walking their dogs. apathy. Blasting your music really loudly so your neighbors think you're strange. falling asleep. Riding your bike in a cemetery. Hugging a tree. Playing miniature golf -- with waterguns during a lightning storm. Striking a bowler. Slipping on your soap in the shower. Working on getting a friend to go to bed with you. Dinner. Beating the crap out of your professor because she failed you. Going out dancing on a weeknight, not sleeping and going to work still drunk and sore the next morning. Going dancing. Finding out the guy you like is *waaaay* underage. Slamming into people at punk shows. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside -- then thinking it might be blood and that the world id bleeding. Waking up at your own funeral. Mugging someone for their velvet. A dairy Queen soft vanilla cup with that magic shelly stuff on top. Discovering "I don't like Mondays" was about *you* Iced cafe mochas!!! Sugar Shots!!!! Getting into the Slimelight! Finding out all your professors died at the same moment! Breaking up with someone on a long distance call they're paying for. Afterbirth. Going to the movies and being loud and obnoxious. Squirrels! Clocking some frat boy on the dancefloor! Sneering. Clean laundry. Making you're 8:00 a.m. class for the first time the whole semester. A candlelit bubble bath. Cartwheels! Holding someone you love *in* the fireplace. Stalking people. Whitewater rafting. A ski trip that involves everyone in a avalanche and you end up having to eat your roommate to survive. Seeing someone you love while you're out with the person they love. Scoring. Rollercoasters. That one person who dies in a drunk driving accident every Spring Break. Sleeping all day on Saturday -- and every other day for that matter. Being told you suck by your peers. Going home for Thanksgiving break to discover your parents are dead. Double chocolate milano cookies! When your ex-SO cuts out his heart and sends it to you to show how much he cares. Driving off the Grand Canyon. Sliding down a hill. Dressing up like carollers, going up to someone's door and instead of signing the carol asking if you can have sex with their daughter instead. Peeing in the snow. Hearing a song that makes you want to kill everyone within a four mile radius (then doing it!) Almerreto sours! Staying up and watching the sunrise and then getting hit by a car because you were too tired to look both wys before crossing. Mass murder. Immitating people to make fun of them. holding a kitten. when you're the boss. When your dog pees on the houseguest. When your friend tell syou they're getting a sex change. Sharls at the beach. Winning the lottery. A mailbomb. Knowing that only the other people in the asylum will understand you. PORK!!! Seeing a meteoritwe completely destroy life on earth as we know it. Dead flowers. That special smile you give people right before you flash them. Finding quarters in other people's laundry. Solving your problems by resorting to violence. Pouring wax on people. PORK again! Laughing at other people. Saying "I love you" so you can get into bed with someone. Watching sports figures destroyed because they injured their knees. Ingoring sports. Midnight phone sex calls when your mother doesn't catch you. Going out to see all the auto accidents that happened during that last rainstorm. Visiting antartica in winter. Getting sand in your bathing suit because you thought sex on the beach would be a *good* idea. Walking barefoot on glass. Getting muddy. Scoring, again. Getting the dancefloor all to yourself because you're so dangerous. Singing to yourself while driving arounf and shouting "freaks!" at normals. Making marshmellows explode in the fire. Going to classsopping wet because you rode to school in the rain. Camping on a park bench. Slaughtering hikers. > > Marshmallows over campfires. Crying in the rain. Camping in the mountains. > > Resting after hiking all day. Hugging your daddy. Watching the sun > > rise over the river after dancing all night. Taking off high heels. > > Walking barefoot on wet grass. Running through the sprinklers. > > Building a fire on the beach with your friends. Screaming at a > > fan-filled game of "futbol" ( the real football). laughing for absolutely no > > reason at all. Having someone tell you that you're beautiful. > > Waking up next to someone you really love. Getting all hot > > and sweaty and then diving into a cold mountain lake. Sleeping naked in silk > > sheets. Taking off your ski boots after a days skiing. Knowing that you've > > accomplished exactly what you set out to. Taking a road trip with good > > friends. Taking a long, hot bubble bath after a long day. Holding a > > hand. Beating someone in trivial pursuit. Falling asleep on a > > dock watching the stars on a perfectly clear night. Making someone > > laugh. Baking a cake. Seeing an old friend who you haven't talked > > to in a long time. Waking up before your alarm clock rings and realizing > > that you've still got time to sleep some more. A smile in a room full of > > people that lights up just for you. Stopping long enough to appreciate > > the effort put into a single sunset. Running naked in the rain. > > Getting up really early and watching the sun rise with somebody. Nice > > little messages when you really need them. When your cat sits under your > > chin and purrs. Pushing yourself that little bit farther and reaching > > that goal. Having someone to hold when you're alone. Getting that last > > piece of toejam. Taking a nap in the middle of the afternoon. Having > > your hair brushed. Hot Fudge Sundaes. Knowing that your good friends > are having a ball after UVA beats Florida State. > > Add One Thing That Feels Good and pass this on ... > > > >