alt.gothic.archives

• Take A Bite 1.0 This is the original TaB, with such classics as the Goth Test, the Guide to Goth Dancing, Principia Diabolicus, Make-Up Guide, and more, more, more!
• Take A Bite 2.0 Second in the series of net.goth handbooks, this includes valuable information such as rat care, plus includes favorites like Dear Gothic Agony Aunt......
• A to Z of Goth Here's one person's interpretation of that classic A to Z list.
• Absinthe FAQ This FAQ should leave you reeling and passed out on the floor.
• The a.g Napalm Guide Sexbat's classic guide to flaming on a.g. Do you have what it takes to earn a kebab?
• Oh my God, there is an axe in my head! Youhaun's translations of this line will help you out in any country that agrees to let you in.....
• MAKE.CLOVES.FAST A post by yours truely, er, I mean, David Rhodes, for all those goths out there who have ever been annoyed by those Make.Money.Fast schemes.....
• Vlad's Drinking Guide Here are some drink recipes, collected by myself, that will keep you buzzing all day
• Hangover Remedies Here is one of my favorite hangover remedies. It is based upon the fact that I have experienced this exact situation more than once. I have also had more than one occassion where I forgot to remove my makeup and ended up looking like Nik Fiend, but my makeup guide shall come later.....
• alt.gothic FAQ Well, this one is a little self-explanatory.
• The Goth Friendly Exam An exam, created by Bob, to see if those normals should be washed with their goths or if they should be washed seperately.
• Lady Renee's Hair Guide Having trouble making your hair take to that dye job? Look here for answers.
• History of Goth An old post of Sexbat's; here he gives a quick history of the gothic movement. Much shorter than the Principia Diabolicus, so if all you want is a quick fix....
• The Gothic Joke List Some great jokes, and the oh so long line of ever-present lightbulb jokes. A must see......
• Ken I Am A poem by OLoP which is about me. I think it's kinda funnny, and deserves a special place here on my page.
• Laughing at the Void A report done by Voron for a class. Here he explains some of the elements that he takes to be essential to the gothic movement.
• The Gothic Music List A list of what are considered the 'Gothic Groups', which is useful if you are looking for music. Remember, this is only one person's opinion......
• Perkygoff FAQ Created by Joel Metz, this is also sort of self-explanatory.
• Perkygoff Manifesto Another great post from Joel Metz, this is the creed we are not supposed to live by. That is, if I read it correctly. Not that it matters- perkys never do what they are told, unless they feel like it.
• Perygoff Test This test will show whether or not you are a perkygoff. Or not. Or you can make up your own test. Or change the questions so you score higher. Or lower. Hell, if you have to ask, then read the FAQ and Manifesto.
• Sisters of Mercy FAQ I This is the Dominion FAQ, but it's an old one.
• Sisters of Mercy FAQ II This is a more recent, more comprehensive FAQ from Dominion.
• Wakey Wakey Time This is an old post of mine that was a response to someone asking "What do goths do with their free time?
• White Sock FAQ Ever wonder how it is possible to wear white socks with all black and still be cool? Here is the place for you.
• Dead Things Andrew Oakley and his fiance thought up a new car game that can be fun for the whole family, and all it takes is a few players, a car, and some carcasses.
• Ode To Darkcell DC learned to be careful what you ask for, because you just might get it.
• What Did Jesus Say? Ian Herrick asks a troller a simple question, and gets lots of answers from those alt.gothic denizens. Take a look yourself!
• Vlad's Music News A new edition here in my archives, this is a tongue in cheek look at music through a non-media eye.

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